he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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