so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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