i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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