weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Randomize
