Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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