margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I have post one night stand depression
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