I cockslap morals
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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