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we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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