some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
