so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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