How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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