ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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