i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
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