can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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