I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
He has the fingertips of a God
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