Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
