I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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