Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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