We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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