when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Please don't give away my fajitas
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