let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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