I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
