:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
sex in a hospital.. check
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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