I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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