About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
A+ Viking dick
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize
