Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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