We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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