it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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