i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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