I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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