google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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