Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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