Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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