The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I want to make a zoo with you.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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