"it" just moved
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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