so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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