Your mouth is God's brothel.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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