im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
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