I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
