It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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