No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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