Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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