I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
