gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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