i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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