I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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