So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
People in love make me want to vomit
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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