Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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