When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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