I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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