Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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