She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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