those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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