never play flip cup with pint glasses
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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