I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
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